Meet Benjamin Foley, better known as Porky. Not your typical All-American 18-year old boy next door, Porky knows next to nothing about what is politically correct… and he really doesn't care.Porky's appetite for huge cock knows no bounds, and he'll stop at nothing to get a hold of Santa's, the local homeless dude…

Porky daringly satisfies the sheriff and his uncle in the predinct washroom stall while he ponders his state of affairs.His father gets a royal treatment on his last day in the pen in a languid scene involving his lavishly tattooed cell mate, and a couple of very satisfied guards.